Do you ever just want to slap people after reading their summaries on fanfiction.net? Not all of them obviously, mostly just the ones who start it off with "Really bad at summaries" and end with "better than it sounds". Whenever I see one of those I'm like "I want you to sell me your story, not beg for my forgiveness! You can do that in the author's note, before and/or after each chapter should you so choose."
For those of you who don't know, I read an altogether unhealthy amount of fanfiction, so I run into a lot of this sort of thing, and it's really become a pet peeve of mine. Apologies for venting on all of you unsuspecting people, but I